Posted by Moses Simmons on November 14, 1997 at 15:54:39:
In Reply to: Re: Having my name put on the board. posted by Moses Simmons on November 13, 1997 at 23:15:54:
: : I'm a Jahovas witness...
: I have so many stories to tell...Did you ever turn the sprinkler on a Jehovas witness? My father has..
When I was 7 years old, I had a visit from a Jehovas witness...Sit back, here's my story:
A large woman rang my doorbell. Usually, my mother would not bother to answer such a call, but I guess
she was in a good mood. So, she let this woman into our living room. Well, this woman proceeded to
rant and rave about saving our souls, Amen, Alleluia, the whole bit...and I heard her and walked into the
living room and started crying. It was so scary. I'm thinking to myself, "Who is this big woman and why is
she yelling at my mommy?" So, my mother called me into the living room, and the woman pointed to me and said, 'See,
this little girl? Her soul must be sent to God! You can save her soul!' And it just made me cry more...So, finally,
my mother said, "I think you should leave" And after some more ranting and raving, and a few threats, she left...
And I have never been the same since. Now, every time someone rings our doorbell, I run and hide in the corner, and
pray they go away.